Joke!

#in approach

girl : give me one reason why you love me
boy : i don't know
girl : why you don't know ?
boy : because i don't need reason to loving you

girl : tell me about your feelings
boy : i can't
girl : why you can't ?
boy : even thousands words can't describe my feeling to you

girl : if i die, will you die with me ?
boy : no
girl : why ? :(
boy : i will give you my soul, so i can live in yours :)

#in relationship

boy : do you know how many times i think about you ?
girl : no, how many ?
boy : once
girl : just once ?
boy : because you never leave of my mind

girl : if i want a flower, will you pick one for me ?
boy : no
girl : why ? :(
boy : i will make a garden to you :)

girl : if i want a fruit, wil you buy one for me ?
boy : no
girl : why ? :(
boy : i will bring jungle to you :)

#after several months

girl : if i wanna sleep, will you sing a lullaby for me ? :3
boy : no, i won't
girl : why not ?
boy : i will sleep with you
girl : pervert -__-

girl : if i want a car, will you buy it for me ?
boy : no
girl : why ? :(
boy : i don't have money :@
girl : -__-

girl : if i want a home, will you build it for me ?
boy : stop asking to me !! :@
girl : . . . ('__')

*this is just fur fun 
 is it true ?